Dear
SirsI was recently traveling in an elevator, standing in the
corner, working on my laptop, when one of my fellow passengers became distressed at the
unexpected change in altitude, and started to panic. I noticed her breathing becoming
increasingly erratic, which I suspected was caused by a panic attack.
When she became blue in the face I surmised that hyperventilation
was occurring, at which point I showed her my laptop screen, started Countdown Timer, and
reassured her with these words: "Good lady, please relax and count these numbers with
me".
By the time we had reached '0' her breathing had resumed normality,
and we struck up an engaging conversation. I subsequently invited her out on a date.
Not only does Countdown Timer save lives, it also has a direct
application within the dating arena, and I suggest you make some dating agencies aware of
this new and exciting piece of software.
Yours faithfully
Charlie Oldsworth
Head Of Command - NATO